10. Your team name is "The Losers"!
09. All your position players are OFs.
08. Your clean up hitter only had 8 homers in the last 2 seasons.
07. Your pitching staff is all relievers.
06. Your best defensive player is a cardboard cutout of Geena Davis.
05. You keep looking for your team in the wrong league.
04. Your lead off man was caught stealing 30 times last season.
03. Your team has directions to their positions marked on their gloves.
02. You show cartoons on the scoreboard to give the fans something to watch.
01. You're excited about possibly getting the first pick in the draft again.