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    Re: Coming Soon To a Theater Near You

    Hahaha classic story. The main thing it's only 89 minutes so if I take a leak prior I will easily make it to the end of the movie without leaving the theater.



    QUOTE=andujar;2453892]New Netflix original movie. Scheduled runtime 89 minutes. Entire script is below....

    Opening credits and pictures of redraft history. W’s on the wall, crippled boicey team beating Perry, legend signing fAs and lots of drafting. Fade to clones quiet she shed where he is deciding who to draft. He mumbles something about ‘this is how titles are won’. Lots of hand wringing, forehead rubbing, sighing.

    Cut to ZUBAZ and LEGEND: A bob Dylan song playing in the background. Zubaz and legend riding in a convertible. You see zubaz lips moving but the only sound we have if the song. Legend gives a hearty laugh.

    They approach a railroad crossing, legend laughing is slowing. They cross the tracks and a train comes out of nowhere to smash them. It’s a spectacular crash, the car is pinned on the front of the train and pushed down the tracks as the train doesn’t slow or brake or sound the horn. Zubaz and Legend are alive and well, zubaz says “oh no, my car”. Legend cackles at the delivery. Pan to the train, Lemke is shoveling more coal in the engine and giggling. Back out, the car and train approach a bridge, train is braking. It stops with the car in the middle of the very high suspension bridge. Lemke is smiling. He backs up the train, really quickly for a train. And cackles. As he clears the bridge, he pulls out a remote detonator and pushes the button. Both side supports of the bridge are exploded. Lemke laughs for 5 minutes as zubaz and legend fall 1500 ft to the bottom of the canyon.

    The end.[/QUOTE]

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    Re: Coming Soon To a Theater Near You

    Great stuff, sounds like a real feel-good movie.
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    Re: Coming Soon To a Theater Near You

    Geena Davis has done all she can to try and carry the team to the playoffs all by herself, but they’ve run out of gas. While not mathematically eliminated, this day off feels like the calm before the end of season storm. Clint Eastwood squints his eyes almost shut Unforgiven style when he pitches, Gene Hackman is laying on his bed dying at the end of The Firm and Kevin Costner knows he’s done at the end of Bull Durham. One more symbolic time through the rotation while it still matters, and the greatest indignity of them all, having to play in godforsaken Omaha Jackpot Commons. Let’s see what these sob’s have left in them.
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    Re: Coming Soon To a Theater Near You

    Are you feeling lucky? Well, are you?

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