I just saw Ronald McDonald retired a short time ago.

He retired at the young age of 33 with a career slash line of .312/.358/.458. Pretty impressive for a clown at the plate! He always looks the same but I think he might have been fudging his age a bit.

He also showed surprising speed for a guy with the size of feet he has!

Now I'm leaving to make sure they still have Happy Meals....I love them toys! I'll see myself out.......