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    Ridiculous player name

    I've seen some silly names since I started playing CSFBL but there is a player in this year's 2ML draft that may be the most ridiculous name I have ever seen here.

    Ladies and gentlemen I present to you...

    Cuddles Putin.
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    Re: Ridiculous player name

    Quote Originally Posted by Ozark Mountains View Post
    I've seen some silly names since I started playing CSFBL but there is a player in this year's 2ML draft that may be the most ridiculous name I have ever seen here.

    Ladies and gentlemen I present to you...

    Cuddles Putin.
    Wow. Lolololololol. That’s epic!


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    Re: Ridiculous player name

    Ones that always mess with me, are names where the first name and last name don't seem to fit together.

    One pitcher I had at one time was named Jose Schneider, I kind of had to make up in my head, that his family turned up in South America after that one war 70+ years ago.

    I also in my head gave him the nickname "The Latin Kaiser"


    Another player I saw I did weird head games with was a opposing pitcher in the division, whose name was Earl Covington, for some reason my brain gave him the nickname "of".

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    Re: Ridiculous player name

    There’s another string of female players names. One was Jeanette Allen. All 6’5” 264 lbs of the fairer sex. https://www.csfbl.com/player/view.asp?playerid=4732379 Not much of a career but they undoubtedly don’t want to cut her or they risk losing the coveted Kotex ad revenue.


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    Re: Ridiculous player name

    There is a small Mexican restaurant chain in Wichita, Kansas called, "Carlo's O'Kelly's."
    Peace. (Psalm 29:11)

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    Re: Ridiculous player name

    How about Pancake Humphrey? mmmm, pancakes.

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    Re: Ridiculous player name

    Quote Originally Posted by Joejammal View Post
    How about Pancake Humphrey? mmmm, pancakes.
    That's a good one.
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    KISS Black Diamonds (ROCKBALL)Defunct
    Chicago White Sox (MLB Showdown)1991, 2009, 2028, 2035, 2043, 2044, 2068 & 2069 WS champs
    Memphis Kings (North American Baseball Federation)2007 WS champs
    Seattle Pilots (Two Major Leagues)1904, 1909, 1922, 1934, 1942, 1946, 1952, 1959 & 1978 WS champs
    St Louis B52s (League of Legends)2078, 2084, 2087, 2103, 2105 & 2106 WS champs
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    Boca Raton Unicorns (MLB Blitz)
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    Re: Ridiculous player name

    I have another one of the food variety. Pickles Vera.

    And yes, I’m only keeping him for the name.

    https://www.csfbl.com/player/view.asp?playerid=4826498

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    Re: Ridiculous player name

    Quote Originally Posted by TyrusCobb View Post
    There’s another string of female players names. One was Jeanette Allen. All 6’5” 264 lbs of the fairer sex. https://www.csfbl.com/player/view.asp?playerid=4732379 Not much of a career but they undoubtedly don’t want to cut her or they risk losing the coveted Kotex ad revenue.


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    Nah, Jeannete is a guy. His parents named him that to make him tough. Between all the fights in grade school, and being 6"5 260, the team keeps him around in case of bench clearing brawls. Trust me, you don't want to get in the way of a 260-lb pitcher running in with a chip on his shoulder.

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    Re: Ridiculous player name

    I have a 3B named Juan Carlos Reilly. If this was early baseball, I might say he was the son of one of the Patricio from the Mexican-American War

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