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    Re: dunk contest

    Lol, everyone knows he is the president
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    Re: dunk contest

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    that's nice. a good start.

    I've got one.

    At halftime, a guy comes out dressed like Osama bin Laden, but you know, he's like 5 feet tall, or wearing chucks or something so no one really thinks its bin Laden and goes after him. He comes out and does the old "Iron Sheik" routine, where he kind of jeers at the crowd, looks at the flag and does the thumbs down symbol and everything. Then the crowd starts booing, and he acts really happy about it.

    Then TV's Frankie Munoz is in the stands and he comes out and starts arguing with big Laden. The crowd is on his side, they kind of start shoving each other back and forth. At some point the mascot for whoever the team is goes and kneels down behind bin Laden and Munoz pushed him over and everybody laughs. Now the guy is pissed.

    He reaches into his clothes and pulls out a machete and starts chasing the mascot around the court full speed, taking swipes at him and making it look good so the kids are a little scared. They do this for awhile until they both act like they are out of gas, and stop kind of near the basket and start taking big breaths and panting.

    The mascot kind of turns his back on bin Laden like they always do in pro wrestling, and you see bin Laden slowly coming up behind him with the machete and the crowd is like "Oh no!" And then at the last possible moment, Frankie Munoz shows back up after you've forgotten about him, passes the ball to the mascot, mascot gives an alley oop pass to bin Laden backwards over his head, and bin Laden drops the machete and slams the ball home.

    Then the play a pre-recorded message of Louis Gossett Jr. saying "I love this game", and fireworks go off in the actual arena. Frankie Munoz is hoisted up into the sky by wires that you never realized he was attached to. Bin Laden takes off his outfit, and its Spud Webb. The mascot takes off his costume, and its actually bin Laden. The smoke is so thick from the fireworks, that bin Laden kind of disappears into the crowd. They interview Louis Gossett Jr. after the game, and he says that if he knew they were working with the real Osama bin Laden, he wouldn't have agreed to participate.
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    Re: dunk contest

    Lou Gossett would never work again.
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    Re: dunk contest

    The kids don’t get the references anymore. Osama bin Laden was like the Thanos of that time, and Lou Gosset Jr. was pretty much Obama.
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    Re: dunk contest

    But who is frankie munoz
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    Re: dunk contest

    The best part?
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    Re: dunk contest

    I read this to my 11year old and a friend at dinner last night. It still holds up. They said it needs a military dad reunion though

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    Re: dunk contest

    While were adding things, lets swap muniz out for his dad, bryan cranston
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    Re: dunk contest

    no way. that hasn't aged one bit. i'm sure in 10 years it'll be even better. just a like good prostitute.

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