Chronicles of the Night's Watch - 1991
“Night gathers, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall take no wife, hold no lands, father no children. I shall wear no crowns and win no glory. I shall live and die at my post. I am the sword in the darkness. I am the watcher on the walls. I am the fire that burns against cold, the light that brings the dawn, the horn that wakes the sleepers, the shield that guards the realms of men. I pledge my life and honor to the Night’s Watch, for this night and all the nights to come.”
Joke? In't he that dude, disguised as a dude, playin' that other dude, bruh?
"Swerve. That dude is totally turnt."
"Right?!?! He's crunk, Bruh!